Steven Seagals Absolution Is The Steven Seagal of Steven Seagal Movies - Worst Movie Ever

The Steven Seagal movie Absolution is so terrible it goes far beyond what a terrible movie should be capable of and not only destroys your innocence, but also takes from you everything that you love and corrupts it in the most terrible way possible. Your children will grow ponytails and goatees. Your pets will gain weight, but never acknowledge it, and your neighbors will randomly attack innocent people at random times.

#stevenseagal #worstmovie #badmovie