My friends, this is a Lenny call you wont believe. This is a Lenny call I barely believe.

I wouldn't believe this call was real if I hadn't heard it for myself. If you don't believe it, I'll understand your hesitance. In fact, if this turns out to be an elaborate prank someone decided to play on me, I won't be surprised at all. I'll congratulate you on your sheer dedication. In what kind of call centre does an employee talk to a prospective customer for fifty-six minutes?

That's right. I said fifty-six minutes, people. Fifty-six minutes.

***FIFTY-SIX MINUTES.***

For fifty-six minutes, Breonna offered Lenny 0.0869 kilowatt hour per hour, and reminded him that he has three days to cancel without a $50 penalty. First around 9AM. Then at 11AM. And finally just after noon. Technically this was three separate calls, but for contest purposes, the judges have made a unanimous decision to score these calls with the sum of their length since they arrived so close together. And that my friends means we have a new first place in the rankings for longest calls with multiple telemarketers. [Emily and Madison with the Greenville News](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m674Hq7-tyQ) have held first place for nearly a year and their 38.5 minutes is now second place. [Casey and Ellie](https://youtu.be/oQ-rLzmPzCU) have dropped to third. Will Breonna's record ever be broken? I say no way. What do you think?

For those of you who don't want to listen to the entire recording (and frankly, that should be everyone, because who has that kind of time?) here are some highlights that you can skip to.

Does Breonna open a pill bottle around 37:08? I truly hope she's ok.

I thought Breonna started to guess that Lenny is a robot around 40:36 mark. Either I thought wrong, or she decided a better way of dealing with Lenny was to transfer him to Denisha.

Around 44:38, Denisha, says "*if* they give you the permission." I'll bet the question was "CAN I PLEASE HANG UP ON HIM??!?"

Anyone want to count the ducks?

***FIFTY-SIX MINUTES.***