This Week in Sportsball: NFL Week Nine Edition (2025)

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There is madness in the air. Definitely madness. Apparently no team is good and everyone sucks. Or the Gods want endless chaos before the Chiefs play the Eagles in the Super Bowl yet again. I swear the NFL is fucking with us, but I can't prove it.

There were even trades! Seismic ones! Name-brand players on the move in moves that could change the trajectory of contenders... or continue their delusions of grandeur.

Do you wonder why this is so damn late in getting out? Everything happened this week. Not even joking, I swore I was going to break the forty minute barrier. Somehow it didn't, but it got really close to doing so.

Enjoy?

*I expect plenty of comments saying I'm ignoring a team's success or not giving them any credit. Make me proud, boys!