They Asked, What Hunts Humans? — He Smiled And Said, Nothing. Anymore. | HFY SCI FI Story

They Asked, "What Hunts Humans?" — He Smiled And Said, "Nothing. Anymore." | HFY SCI FI Story

When alien scientists captured a group of humans for “ecological study,” they expected fear. What they found instead was laughter. Their scanners fried the instant they tried to measure human danger levels. Their apex-predator charts broke. And when they finally asked the question every xenobiologist fears—“What hunts humans?”—the human smiled and said, “Nothing. Anymore.”

This HFY (Humanity-F***-Yeah) story explores what happens when the galaxy realizes humanity doesn’t fit the food chain—it is the food chain.
From adrenaline as a natural combat drug to turning wolves into pets and sharks into selfies, humans defy every survival law in the universe.
Even the planet that made them—Earth, a Class-Nine Deathworld—failed to kill them. Hurricanes? They built beachfront homes. Volcanoes? Farmed next to them. Extinction events? Turned into stories and holidays.

Now, in the halls of the Galactic Council, terrified scientists run every simulation they can imagine, searching for something—anything—that could stop humanity. The result?
Error 404: Predator Not Found.

But this isn’t a story about dominance. It’s about choice—the moment the galaxy’s most dangerous species decides to protect instead of conquer.
Because when humans finally got bored of hunting things that could die… they started hunting disease, ignorance, and entropy.

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