The DNA Scanner Glitched on the Human, “It Says You Shouldn’t Exist ” | HFY SCI FI Story

The DNA Scanner Glitched on the Human, “It Says You Shouldn’t Exist ” | HFY SCI FI Story

When an advanced alien DNA scanner declares that a human “shouldn’t exist,” the entire galactic medical establishment collapses into confusion. In this darkly funny, mind-bending HFY story, a maintenance worker named Bastian casually breaks every known law of biology simply by showing up for a medical exam.

The scanners call him an impossible organism. The doctors call him a paradox. But Bastian just calls it “another day fixing broken stuff.” What starts as a routine health check quickly becomes an interstellar existential crisis as every scanner in the station begins reporting the same thing: humanity’s DNA violates the laws of evolution.

Soon, galactic scientists, military commanders, and philosophers are forced to confront a terrifying truth — humans weren’t just built to survive their planet. They were built to survive anything. From extinction-level events to cosmic catastrophes, the data suggests that humanity has lived through apocalypses that no one even knew existed.

As the aliens panic, humanity remains perfectly calm. Because to the humans, this isn’t a revelation — it’s just Tuesday.

Perfect for fans of Humanity, F* Yeah (HFY)** stories, science fiction audiobooks, and galactic comedy, this episode explores how one glitch rewrote everything the galaxy thought it knew about evolution, survival, and the absurd resilience of humankind.

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