David Mitchell vs. Bob Mortimer - The Descent Into MADNESS | Would I Lie To You?

From breaking apples in half to cracking eggs in the bath, Bob Mortimer’s stories have pushed David Mitchell to the brink for years.

In this chronological compilation, watch as every bizarre confession, strange possession, and utterly surreal tale drives David further into madness.

It’s Bob vs. David - and the descent is unforgettable. 😂

Featuring inimitable host Rob Brydon with lightning-quick team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack.

01:15 - S6 EP6 - Bob Mortimer: "I can break an apple in half with my bare hands."

05:59 - S6 EP9 - Bob Mortimer: "I have a didgeridoo suspended from a tree in my back garden, so that when the wind blows in a particular direction, it parps soothing sounds of the Outback into my bedroom window."

09:38 - S7 EP6 - Bob Mortimer: "I once set fire to my house with a box of fireworks."

16:21 - S7 EP6 - This Is My… Keith, with Bob Mortimer, David Harewood and Lee Mack

27:08 - S8 EP3 - Bob Mortimer: "The police once ordered me to leave town because I was frightening the locals."

33:31 - S8 EP9 - Bob Mortimer: "For five days, I pushed my cat around in a pram because it had sprained three of its ankles."

36:14 - S9 EP2 - Bob Mortimer: "As a teenager, I used to terrorize my neighbourhood with a game I invented called 'Theft and Shrubbery'."

41:33 - S9 EP9 - Bob Mortimer (Possession): "This is the cushion that I used to carry my pet owl around on. I would have brought the owl, but he escaped last week."

47:01 - S10 EP9 - Bob Mortimer: "I recently had to charm a spider out of my shoe but tooting a flute at it."

51:04 - S11 EP4 - Bob Mortimer: "For the past fifteen years, I have performed my own dentistry."

58:02 - S12 EP1 - This Is My… Jonathan, with Bob Mortimer, Debbie McGee and Lee Mack

1:10:34 - S12 EP1 - Bob Mortimer: "Following advice from Chris Rea, I always crack an egg into my bath."

1:16:43 - S12 EP9 - Bob Mortimer: "My first taste of fame was when the local newspaper dubbed me the Cockroach King."

1:21:46 - S14 EP4 - Bob Mortimer: "I once helped Damon Hill to Grand Prix success by presenting him with a pre-race snack."

1:27:54 - S15 EP2 - Bob Mortimer: "On a dark winter's night, I once broke into the garden of the local witch's house and was shocked by what I found there."

1:33:33 - S15 EP11 - Bob Mortimer: "I've put a toaster on my bedside table, and the last thing I do at night is pop two slices of bread in it, ready for the morning."

1:39:32 - S16 EP6 - Bob Mortimer: "I recently had to pull out of a TV show because my teeth fell out."

1:44:26 - S18 EP9 - Bob Mortimer: "I once upset a lot of people after I was hired to film a wedding."

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